threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.

me: hes a nazi
them: but hes so funny lol!!!
me: hes a nazi
im here with the stunningly beautiful..myself
i tried so yard, i got so sard

freezeflare:

but in the end, it didn’t even yale sale

queerplatonic-cuties:

if you don’t respect platonic love as equal to romantic love a million turtles will break into your house tonight and steal all your electronics

nasai:

100K NOTES I HAVE MADE IT

nasai:

100K NOTES I HAVE MADE IT